A Severe Brainstorm

So I have returned to my Emerald run

In which, due to a memorable encounter with some friends, I have named my character Beowulf.

I just sent one of my friends this message:

And legends tell of when that best of Danes

His lady rival in the shorts did kick

Unsheath-ed he his river mouse that had

With mighty force control of rolling rock

Huge Power had that mouse, ‘twas not a mouse

The likes of which we’d now have boast to seen

Its butchness could a bird to pudding squish

A mouse of triumph for the King of Danes

So mighty Beowulf, tearer-off of hands

With Marill travelled far and travelled wide

The bards may seldom tell, but Marill helped

The King to find THE POWER THAT’S INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

Pokemon! (gotta catch ‘em all) It’s you and meeeeeeeeeeee

College-Level Lit’racy!

Pokemon! (gotta catch ‘em all) You’re my best friend

Let’s go Heorot defeeeeeend!

Pokemon! (Gotta Catch ‘em all) A heart so trueeeeeeeeee

Let’s kill Grendel’s Mother too!

You Hail! me and I’ll Hail! you! POKEMON!!!!

Gotta catch ‘em all!

Pokemon! (Anglo-Saxon Adventures!)

Ludwig: Ok, something funny in Pokemon White 2.

I just finished the Yancy Sidequest.

And I kind of feel like an asshole.

Me: Do tell

Ludwig: Yancy actually legitimately has feelings for the player, and enjoys your phone calls deeply.

And I just kept calling her because I wanted her Dream World Pokemon.

Me: You asshole

Ludwig: I just said I felt like an ass.

Me: Yeah

Ludwig: I wasn’t expecting the character to be so attached to the player…

It’s kind of sad.

You accidentally find out she is a pop-star.

Me: Who therefore has no real friends

you bastard

Ludwig: I’m reading your messages in GLaDOS speak.

Me: The Enrichment Center would like to remind you what it feels like to be alone.

It isn’t fun.

Not that you’d know anything about that.

You have your ego to keep you company.

And even without it, there’s enough of your flesh to make two.

Fun fact. You know the kinds of people who leave their friends to fend for themselves?

You should. Our sources from the incinerator say that *you’re* those kinds of people.

by ぬら次郎＠パンダ

fukawatouko:

By 「Vizzerdrix」

nargyle:

Guys guys! That fantastic Honchkrow from Otakon’s got a Tumblr-it’s got pictures that does the costume better justice than my shoddy camera phone.

ariaasacura:

WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.

THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, FUCKSTICK.

fypblog:

Finally solved

thatsplicingadventure:

Behold the mighty hark. (I had to.)

pokemonpalooza:

The Stray Charmander ~ OneWingedAngel150

thatsplicingadventure:

Grovyle as an Electric-type